Our Mission
Introducing the Game-Changer in Consulting: "There's No Bill in Team"!
Hey there, savvy business minds and future trailblazers! Are you tired of those long, painful consulting bills that feel like a heavy anchor on your budget? Well, hold onto your spreadsheets, because I'm about to blow your mind with a revolution in consulting!
Picture this: A consulting firm where collaboration isn't just a buzzword – it's a superpower! At "There's No Bill in Team," I believe that your success is my success, and your achievements are my paycheck. Yep, you heard that right – I'm tossing those invoices out the window and bringing in a breath of fresh air!
My approach is simple: I join your team, blend in like coffee in a hipster café, and work together to conquer challenges. Struggling with IT? I'll whip out the foolscap and my excellent penmanship, and come up with a plan so brilliant, it'll make your competitors jealous!
Worried about commitments? Don't be! I'm not here to clock hours or tally minutes. My goal is to see you shine. I'm like the fairy godmothers of business, waving my wand and making your dreams come true – without the pesky bill at the end!
I've been called the Records Management Whisperer, a Manager of Some Kind, and most notably the Dark Prince of IT. My expertise covers everything from double clicking icons to launching fashion trends. Marketing, finance, tech – you name it, I've got the expertise to fuel your ambitions. I'm not just a consulting firm; I'm your partner in growth, innovation, and endless f-bombs.
So, if you're ready to ditch the old-school, wallet-emptying consulting experience and hop aboard the "There's No Bill in Team" express, buckle up! Your success story starts here, and I can't wait to help you reach those stars without counting the dollars.
Remember, it's not just business; it's a bromance with your bottom line!
"Whoa Baby!", Bill MacDonald
Services
ROOFTOP CATAPULT
Where there are people, there are problems. Allow us to solve some of them with a catapult installed on your roof or location of your choice and watch your problems fly away and resolve with a SPLAT.
Code Therapy Sessions
Did your code throw a tantrum and refuse to compile? Our experienced code therapists will have a heart-to-heart chat with your lines of code, resolving their emotional issues and getting them back on track. No code blockages allowed!
Emoji Debugging
Tired of boring old error messages? We've developed a revolutionary system that uses emojis to describe errors. Now, when something goes wrong, your computer can send you a crying face followed by a robot doing the Macarena. Fun and frustration combined!